ABOUT MY BEAST

name gon
full name polygonja whore markiplier freecss
nicknames beast, my beast, roast beast, mr beast, bubba, mr stink, my boy, the silly
length 36 inches
weight 15 lbs
aspirations law school, to make all crime legal
hobbies being scared, yelling, scheming, being made of different colors
leash
gon is a creature born of fear. one day i got so so scared that i dropped my tail and it turned into this beast. now he lives on my floor and keeps me warm in exchange for me doing everything else in the world for him.
he dropped out of college after a bad stint in vegas and is currently trying to get into law school so that he can make all crime legal.
sniff
bleck
we do not know what type of creature he is. the current running theory is that he is millions of years old and in fact the very first mammal! this is because he shares many traits of reptiles, avians, and mollusks.
FUN FACT! he used to be normal. for some reason he lost all of his brown.
normal
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